You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters” Funny Men’s T-Shirt

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Make a bold statement with this humorous “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters” unisex t-shirt. Designed for dads who’ve experienced it all, this tee blends humor with style, offering a structured look that’s both trendy and comfortable. Made with 100% cotton, it’s lightweight, breathable, and versatile—perfect for layering with streetwear or wearing solo. Whether as a gift or a daily go-to, this shirt is a fun way to showcase your fatherly resilience!

**Features:**
– Premium fabric for comfort and durability:
– 100% cotton for solid colors.
– Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
– Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
– Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
– Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), offering a sturdy yet breathable feel.
– Open-end yarn for a soft texture and casual vibe.
– Tubular construction for a clean, seamless fit.
– Taped neck and shoulders to maintain shape and structure.
– Double-stitched seams on sleeves and bottom hem for added durability.
– Sourced responsibly from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico.

This classic tee is a great mix of comfort, structure, and humor—perfect for confident dads and anyone looking for a fun, everyday shirt!

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FAQ

Our products are designed to be true to size. However, we recommend checking the size chart provided on each product page to ensure the best fit. If you’re in between sizes, consider sizing up for a more relaxed fit or down for a snug fit.

To ensure the longevity of your apparel:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors.
  • Use a mild detergent.
  • Tumble dry low or air dry to avoid shrinkage.
  • Do not bleach or dry clean unless specified otherwise.

Most of our products are made with high-quality materials such as:

  • 50% USA Cotton and 50% Polyester (for blends).
  • 100% Cotton (for select items). Please refer to the product details for exact fabric composition.

Many of our products are crafted with sustainability in mind. Look for eco-friendly or organic tags in the product description for more details. Our made-to-order approach significantly reduces waste by producing items only when ordered, minimizing excess inventory and environmental impact.

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and other secure payment methods.

Yes, we cater to bulk and wholesale orders.

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